January 23, 2020

One of the great things about college towns like Bowling Green, OH is the constant stream of new performers. Rock bands, actors, comedians, dancers—they all find a good starting place in towns like these, and with help from local venues like Grumpy Dave’s Pub and Howar...

January 14, 2020

In a world where everyone takes things far too seriously, I’m intrigued by any movie ballsy enough to venture into the absurd.

VHYes, directed by Jack Henry Robbins, isn’t your typical “found footage” movie. It’s a comedy in the same vein as shows like "Reno: 911", "The...

January 5, 2020

I almost didn’t bother giving this movie a chance.

I typically avoid reading movie reviews prior to new releases, mostly because these so-called “professional reviews” are nothing but pissing contests to see who can get the most clicks from their oh-so-witty headlines....

January 3, 2020

I have very mixed feelings about Nicolas Pesce’s take on The Grudge.

On one hand, it’s got a lot of good scares. If you’re not a fan of jump scares, you’re really going to hate this movie, because the second half of the film is overflowing with them. I didn’t mind the j...

December 23, 2019

I’m always impressed when a screenwriter is able to carve their own niche into a worn-down subgenre. Over the past decade or so, we’ve had quite a few "time loop" movies, the most notable being Triangle, Happy Death Day, and, to an extent, Looper. These movies were all...

December 6, 2019

Full Moon Features has earned a place in almost every horror-loving heart, and for good reasons. It’s not that any of the movies are particularly scary, or even that they’re incredibly well-made. Full Moon movies just have that unnamable x-factor…the perfect mixture of...

November 28, 2019

The Blair Witch is in hiding… Sasquatch is fast-asleep... Hansel and Gretel are home, and enrolled in intensive psychiatric therapy…

Given all of the above, you probably thought it was safe to go back into the woods. But Marcel Walz has unearthed a new reason to fear th...

November 15, 2019

First and foremost, a warning: DO NOT watch Blood for Flesh during dinnertime! While it’s far from the sickest movie I’ve ever seen, I’ll tell you right off the bat it has some of the most disturbingly realistic gore effects I’ve seen in quite some time.

Alex Hernandez’...

November 14, 2019

As any good poet will tell you, it’s paradoxically hard to write about something you love. Beautiful as your words may be and plentiful as your erasers are, you know you’ll never capture the object of your affection in its entirety. Most of the time you’ll only manage...

November 13, 2019

Every now and then, we’re treated with a sequel that’s just as great as its predecessor. It doesn’t happen often, mind you; most sequels are either attempts to catch lightning in a bottle (see: The Hangover II) or dishonest cash grabs (see: The Hangover III).

But every...

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