December 6, 2019

Full Moon Features has earned a place in almost every horror-loving heart, and for good reasons. It’s not that any of the movies are particularly scary, or even that they’re incredibly well-made. Full Moon movies just have that unnamable x-factor…the perfect mixture of...

November 28, 2019

The Blair Witch is in hiding… Sasquatch is fast-asleep... Hansel and Gretel are home, and enrolled in intensive psychiatric therapy…

Given all of the above, you probably thought it was safe to go back into the woods. But Marcel Walz has unearthed a new reason to fear th...

November 15, 2019

First and foremost, a warning: DO NOT watch Blood for Flesh during dinnertime! While it’s far from the sickest movie I’ve ever seen, I’ll tell you right off the bat it has some of the most disturbingly realistic gore effects I’ve seen in quite some time.

Alex Hernandez’...

November 14, 2019

As any good poet will tell you, it’s paradoxically hard to write about something you love. Beautiful as your words may be and plentiful as your erasers are, you know you’ll never capture the object of your affection in its entirety. Most of the time you’ll only manage...

November 13, 2019

Every now and then, we’re treated with a sequel that’s just as great as its predecessor. It doesn’t happen often, mind you; most sequels are either attempts to catch lightning in a bottle (see: The Hangover II) or dishonest cash grabs (see: The Hangover III).

But every...

November 12, 2019

Antrum (translated: “entrance to Hell”) is by far one of the strangest films I’ve seen this year, perhaps second only to Ari Aster’s Midsommar. It’s a very simple story, but the execution is flawlessly effective, and the creative team behind the film knows how to do mo...

October 30, 2019

In my experience, short films are difficult to judge fairly. Especially short horror films. What amounts to only ten minutes of screen time can take months of hard work in all departments involved, and an entire team is working to create something that not only makes t...

October 5, 2019

In a world where '80s throwback movies and TV shows are a dime a dozen, it’s extremely rare that we see anything new or exciting. Too often, filmmakers treat homage to their favorite pop culture moments as if it’s the movie itself, going out of their way to make refere...

October 2, 2019

If you grew up watching horror movies in the 90s, there’s a good chance you’ve seen at least one film by Charles Band, head of Full Moon Features and creator of Puppet Master, Castle Freak, Head of the Family, Evil Bong, and many other cult franchises.

Full Moon Feature...

September 24, 2019

Like most late-20s people reading this, I grew up faithfully watching "Malcolm in the Middle" every week and looking up to the title character. He was such a perfect character; smart, awkward, stressed the hell out, and, in many ways, as hopeless as we all felt during...

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