January 14, 2020

In a world where everyone takes things far too seriously, I’m intrigued by any movie ballsy enough to venture into the absurd.

VHYes, directed by Jack Henry Robbins, isn’t your typical “found footage” movie. It’s a comedy in the same vein as shows like "Reno: 911", "The...

January 10, 2020

Anthology horror films aren’t a new concept, but with projects like The ABCs of Death, XX, and "Into the Dark" coming in the last decade or so, they are certainly on the rise. With a multitude of stories, plot lines, and creative minds behind them, they are the very de...

January 5, 2020

I almost didn’t bother giving this movie a chance.

I typically avoid reading movie reviews prior to new releases, mostly because these so-called “professional reviews” are nothing but pissing contests to see who can get the most clicks from their oh-so-witty headlines....

January 5, 2020

You know something? I’ve seen some depressing shit in my day.

For starters, I was born ass-first; I came out of my mother with my ankles up over head, ready to be screwed Serbian Film-style by life in general. Not to delve too deeply into my own boring life, but I’ve be...

January 3, 2020

I have very mixed feelings about Nicolas Pesce’s take on The Grudge.

On one hand, it’s got a lot of good scares. If you’re not a fan of jump scares, you’re really going to hate this movie, because the second half of the film is overflowing with them. I didn’t mind the j...

January 1, 2020

The Le Domas family made their millions as a family gaming company, dating back to card and board games of yesteryear. Their eccentricity leads them to a ritual upon anyone marrying into the family, in which they play a game of some kind to initiate them. When Grace (S...

December 29, 2019

Leaves’ Eyes formed in 2003 with singer Liv Kristine, formerly of Theatre of Tragedy, and the entirety of Atrocity, which was led by her husband, vocalist/keyboardist Alexander Krull. While both of the couple’s former bands borrowed from gothic and folk metal, Leaves’...

December 29, 2019

Hanzel und Gretyl have been churning out their Americanized take on the Neue Deutsche Härte movement since 1993. Their tongue-in-cheek album titles include Born to be HeiledScheißmessiah, and Black Forest Metal. Blending industrial metal with elements of black and de...

December 29, 2019

Ansome is a producer and DJ from Cornwall, currently signed to Perc Trax Records. His brand of hardware-heavy electronic music is pummeling, to say the least, as evidenced by his 2016 debut Stowaway. A split EP and a handful of collaborations later, and we now have Hou...

December 29, 2019

Leipzig, Germany is the home for Intent:Outtake, a dark electro project consisting of Bastian Polak and Andreas Engleitner. Active since 2011, the duo have released three studio albums, each of which is full of social commentary about greed and excess. With Bastian’s b...

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