"South Park" Goth Kids Phunny Plush Are Now Available from Kidrobot

"If you wanna be one of the non-conformists, all you have to do is dress just like us and listen to the same music we do."

Entirely against their wishes, Kidrobot has immortalized the infamous "South Park" Goth Kids: Henrietta, Michael, Pete, and Firkle (no "Goth Stan," unfortunately), as Phunny Plush collectibles.

Each "South Park" Goth Kid Phunny Plush measures 8" tall and is crafted from the bleakest plush materials to be found in the netherworlds. They're made of a premium soft exterior that belies the cold black heart within.

The Goth Kids are now available to pre-order individually for $16.99 each, or as a 4-pack bundle priced at $67.95 (Giving you an incredible one cent in savings!). These are expected to begin shipping in the third quarter of this year..

Collect the whole gang and enjoy endless arguments about the pointlessness of life, then enjoy some secondary arguments about the pointlessness of debating pointlessness.

And be sure to check out other "South Park" toys and collectibles from the Kidrobot x South Park collection today!